Balaji, a very close friend of mine, has written a hilarious post. In this post, he humourously imitates me and my style of writing blog. He interviews an fictitious character called Bandar! Without any further ado, its over to Balaji.

Hi folks, I am Balaji. I am a random guy who irritates people when bored.
Today is a very special day for me as I finally got a chance to chat with a famous GOOBLER (googler + blogger), none other than Mr. Bandar!

Its Cold Coffee with Bandar*

* Note: No animals were harmed during the making of this post. No coffee was wasted either, only time was.

Folks, as you already know (if you dont, then now you know), that in the blogger community Mr. Bandar is very famous for…
well..
for being famous, of course!

His blog posts are read all over Google.
The truth is nobody here could possibly ignore his blinding status messages, signature in the mails, or his frequent and loud utterances of
“make sure you read todays awesomely popular post in coffee-with-bandar dot blogspot dot com” punctuated in the middle of every conversation).

And people highly regard of him as a … well … a fairly non-annoying person.

Ok folks, enough of this boring prelude, lets start with our special edition of
Cold Coffee with Bandar
(yes, a whole new post dedicated to capture every famous syllable that comes out of our famous bandar’s throat!)

- All Rights Reserved! Sundar Rajan @ Coffee With Sundar (for the Cartoon )

Me: Mr. Bandar, how do you generate so many ideas for all the boring posts that you put in your blog? are you a voracious reader?
Bandar : Yes, I read a lot. Even last week I read the story of “Suppandi and the three headed buffalo”. But those are not the places from where I get ideas. I do pure research! you see, i like to provide my audience with only quality content synthesized from hand picked blogs, so that they dont have to waste their time on it and instead waste the cumulative time reading my blog.

Me : But what you do, sounds like plagiarism…
Bandar : It shoudnt. I have never heard of that word.

(Gulps the whole Coffee Cup in One go!)

Me : duh! Ok, How many page views do you get everyday?
Bandar : it ranges from zero to a few thousands. Sometimes when i am very bored, i continuously reload the page till the pageviews reach the three figure mark. I get bored atleast once a day!

Me : Sounds like a typical blogger! But can you reveal to us how many unique visitors are there who actually read your blog?
Bandar: Actually is a trade secret! Dont tell anyone! Including you and me, the total count has now surpassed 2. The third being my alter ego. Actually thinking of it, if i could teach my dog to read, it would increase the count by 33% ! And dont reveal it!

Me: Wow, thats Great! ok. I would like to put a graph of these stats. I am opening up Analytics in my browser, can you login …
Wait a min!
Whats that ugly thing doing in my Firefox?
Bandar : Thats my coffee-with-bandar toolbar ! I just installed it in your browser when you were distracted by the mole on my left cheek.

Me: Holy monkey!
Wait, dont count it as a racial abuse on you!
Anyways, what do you need a toolbar for?
Bandar: The toolbar basically takes a screenshot of all the pages that you visit and mails them to me. This way I can analyze what my readers really like and write posts on that.

Me : Hmm.. It sounds scary. Is it secure?
Are you sure it wont spread any viruses?
Bandar : How can it? That itself is a virus! ha ha hahha.

Me: You definitely have noble thoughts.. Anyway you seem to think very deep. Do you have a role model?
Bandar : No, None at all. In fact, apart from gastroenteritis, i am in perfect health.
Me: I think you got confused. I asked if you emulate somebody…
Bandar: Oh yes, i truly admire Miss Teen Carolina! She is my mole mode, errr.. super model, oooops, Role model.
I am already emulating her in my blogs…
Someday I wish to have a chat with her over a cup of coffee and would blog about it.
Dont miss that post!

All good things must come to an end. But since this conversation is not such a good thing, I will put the rest of the transcript in a separate blog post.
With love, balaji.

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Hope you guys enjoyed it! Thanks Sundar for posting this!

I have a very high regard for Coffee With Sundar (Or Do I, just Kidding!). This is just for fun!

Keep up the good work! Cheers

Balaji