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(Hot News) YHOO – MHRD Deal!

6 February 2008 11 Comments

Our Ministry of Human Resources and Development(MHRD) has nothing to do with Yahoo! I got the latest hot news from my special correspondent of CWS from Seattle. A “Reel” life company Macrohard (NASDAQ – MHRD) has offered a whooping 45b$ in a bid for Yahoo! – An online Gaint! Macrohard has outbid Mircosoft (NASDAQ – MSFT) by a very small margin! What a brilliant move by Mr. Beve Stallmer, CEO, Macrohard.

This deal is going to have amazing impact on the world! Even a bollywood movie is being made on this..

Check out the trailer of “Hard Deal!”

Ambreesh Puri, Aishwarya Rai starer is going to hit the big screens in April 2008.
Ambreesh puri has offered 44b$ to Aish’s parent to get married to her. Aish’s parents are already having health problems. They want to use this money for their retirement health benefits and go on a tour to Switzerland. But their only concern is how can they get their beautiful and aging daughter aish to ambreesh puri (yuck!)..
How can they trust him.. There are so many antitrust rape cases against him… But This is also their only chance to get health benefits.. else they have to beg in some old age homes.. They are confused..
“What will they do!!”

Coming Soon..

I am eagerly waiting for the “Hard Deal!” This movie is based on “real” life happenings of a “reel life corporate hero” Beve Stallmer, CEO, Macrohard!

The movie is sure to make a hit!!
After that, it will be impossible to catch Beve Stallmer..
So, I thought let me catch up with steve for a Coffee with Expert Interview right away.. He is a very busy man.. I hope to ask him some 3 or 4 questions…

Coffee With Beve Stallmer, CEO, Macrohard!

Me: Sundar Rajan G S
BS: Reel life hero, Beve Stallmer.

Me: What is the whole deal with Yahoo! Why do you want to buy it now?

BS: Actually you wont understand my problem.. My girlfriend told me that if I dont do
something about mhn search (not msn search), she will ditch me and marry Sric Emidth of Boogle. Thats y, I want to buy Yahoo!

Me: But why sir? What has Yahoo!, MHN search, Sric Emidth gotto do with you and your girl friend?
BS: It has a lot to do.. MHN Search is so sucky that when she types her name, the first result is a nude picture of Britney Spears.. πŸ™ So, she told me that if I dont fix this by
valentines day (very aggresive deadline), she will ditch me..

Me: Ok.. But Why Yahoo? Why Boogle? I still dont understand!
BS: Actually she is expecting her phd thesis as the result πŸ™‚ We show a nude pic.. Yahoo atleast shows her Undergrad marks card.. Boogle Search gives better results.. I cant buy Boogle.. So, I thought I will buy Yahoo!

BS: I will leave no stone unturned to give this special gift to my girlfriend.
This is a valentines day special for her!

Me: Oh.. What a sad state to be in.. I hope you get the Yahoo! Bid.. Hope your girl friend stays with you!!
BS: Thanks πŸ™ I am trying very hard..

Me: I understand that you have a busy life out there making all sorts of deals, handling antitrust cases, handling your girl friend etc.. How do you handle such a stressful life?
BS: I have a hobby to handle all stressful situation.. My only hobby is to play a game..
Whenever I am stressed, I play a game of Monopoly.. I learnt it from Gill Bates. He is a
master of Monopoly..

BS: I dont have a lot of time.. I am leaving now..

Me: Ok Sir, one last question for CWS readers.. What is your advise for young and budding entreprenuers?
BS: Whenever there is a competition, “Just go for the kill”.

Thank you very much, Mr. Beve Stallmer.

Oh man!! It was a great to have Mr. Beve Stallmer..
Hope his love succeeds!! Hope the deal ends!!
Wish you all the very best sir on behalf of all the readers.




  • The Maharishi said:

    hahahaha..hahaha..!! πŸ˜€ :D…hilarious.!!..great passion!..Beautiful!

  • Harsh.Mankad said:

    I think Beve is lying….he is secretly backed by boogle!!!

  • Sundar Rajan G S said:

    @ maharishi..

    Thanks a lot!

    @ harsh..

    ha ha… I too think so.. πŸ™‚

    @ all readers.
    I am sorry to mention ambreesh puri’s name. I realized that he is no more..

  • The Rain God said:

    Sundar generates “new” “new” blog posts at a greater rate than I generate PJs :). You are awesome!

  • Sundar Rajan G S said:

    @ rain god,

    Thanks a lot..

    It would have been great if you used the word write instead of generates πŸ™‚ ha ha

  • Nidhi Modi said:

    Fantastic post πŸ˜‰

  • Anonymous said:

    badly written πŸ™‚

  • Anonymous said:

    OMG. Such poor sense of humour. I am sure beve stallmer is gonna acquire you next for your capabilities in shameless self promotion

  • Sundar Rajan G S (author) said:

    @ Anonymous,

    Thanks for your comment!! πŸ˜‰

    You can still mention your name when u give such feedbacks.. I will use such feedbacks for improvements..

  • Dino Jefferson said:

    good luck

  • Maurice Nicholson said:

    good luck